*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
(via fancystefi)
- heterophobia is not the solution to homophobia
- skinnyshaming is not the solution to fatshaming
- “reverse racism” is not the solution to racism
- misandry is not the solution to misogyny
don’t fight fire with fire, it’s called “equality” for a reason!!!
(Source: truxtons, via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)
| Augustus: | Okay? |
| Hazel: | Bitch I might be |
im craving dicks right now my life is hard
i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT
Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore
you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut
(via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
GUYS I FOUND THE THING
(via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
(Source: cheesecurl, via i-will-die-laughing)
